I have up for auction two beautiful children. Give yourself an instant family! (No returns, refunds or exchanges available)
The first is a young girl who just turned two (the terrible twos). She is a wonderful sleeper (with the exception of today where she woke up half way through her nap crying and refused to go back to sleep). Very opinionated (wants Elmo on TV all day long), vocal (screams when Elmo is refused), a great eater (if the item in question involves chocolate), comfortable with her appearance (refuses clothing at all cost), loves to explore (pull items off counter, shelves, etc and hide them around the house), loves to play (spread toys all over without hesitation), cuddly (wants to sit on the couch all day watching television or reading books cuddling without letting Mom up to get brother, or get anything done around the house), loves to cook (will not let you in the kitchen without being right there at all times "assisting") and sensitive (cries if your voice is raised in the slightest bit).
The second is a four month old bouncing baby boy! He is extremely active (does not sleep), ahead in his development (cutting teeth and refusing to eat), affectionate (will not be put down for more than 5 minutes), loves to change clothes (has several blow outs of poop a day), extremely vocal (screeches like an injured cat when he is unhappy), observant (refuses to be left alone in a room for a minute), loves water (produces enough saliva to drown an ant colony on a daily basis) and stunning blue eyes, a real attention grabber (has blocked tear ducts that require massaging and ointment several times a day along with producing a lovely snot like substance constantly).
You cannot pass up this opportunity! I am sure my happy children will return tomorrow!
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
My name is Sarah and I have been happily married to Mike since July 8, 2000. During those 7 years we have seen quite a few changes in our lives, but none compare to the birth of our daughter. Makaylee Ann Hale was born May 11, 2006 at 11:23pm. My how life has changed. For those interested, here is a link to my pregnancy website: http://www.babyhomepages.net/babyhale/index.php We have now added Kaiden to the mix on January 8, 2008, what a wild and crazy ride!
1 comment:
I love this. I have a 2 year old and a 7 month old, myself. I laughed out loud, knowing exactly what you mean.
Also, I found your blog looking for an Abby Cadabby cake. I am making a cupcake pull a part cake of Abby's face ( I wanted someone else to do it but I am not willing to pay $35 if I can do it myself)
Post a Comment